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‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent
Local News Takoma Junction

‘Azaleagate’ Conspiracy Backfires, Proves Takoma Park Government is Annoyingly Uber-Transparent

The Takoma TorchAugust 16, 2020August 16, 2020
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Acting on a tip from a famous local whistleblower, a group of long-time residents set out to prove corruption among city officials in what they call...
Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor
Local News Takoma Junction

Takoma Junction Parking Lot Announces Candidacy for Mayor

The Takoma TorchAugust 10, 2020
TAKOMA PARK, MD - In a shocking turn of events, the Takoma Junction parking lot has entered the 2020 Mayoral race, marking the first time a land mass has run...
Protesters Fill Streets, Demand Takoma Park Reopen Issues to Debate
Local News Takoma Junction

Protesters Fill Streets, Demand Takoma Park Reopen Issues to Debate

The Takoma TorchApril 18, 2020April 18, 2020
TAKOMA PARK, MD - Hundreds of angry residents on bicycles and electric scooters clogged Maple Avenue and gathered at the entrance of City Hall in a massive protest on Wednesday....
Community Input at Junction Vision Study Results in Giant Speed Bump at Intersection
Local News Takoma Junction

Community Input at Junction Vision Study Results in Giant Speed Bump at Intersection

The Takoma TorchJune 11, 2019August 16, 2020
Example of the proposed speed bump to be built at the Takoma Junction TAKOMA PARK, MD - Over the past week, members of the community participated in the Maryland State...
BREAKING NEWS: MUELLER COMPLETES REPORT OF TAKOMA JUNCTION DEVELOPMENT
Local News Takoma Junction

BREAKING NEWS: MUELLER COMPLETES REPORT OF TAKOMA JUNCTION DEVELOPMENT

The Takoma TorchMarch 24, 2019September 11, 2020
It's been nearly 2 years, but Robert Mueller finally submitted his long awaited report to the Takoma Park City Council today. Asked how he felt after walking out of the...

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